What does Vince Carter and Jay Electronica Have in Common? Laziness…

Vince Carter and Jay Electronica–two lazy greats that ABSOLUTELY anger me. Vince Carter was supposed to be better than what his stats and ‘ring-less’ fingers indicate. I would even venture to say that Vinsanity was as exciting as the MJ’s, Kobe’s, and yes, even Bron Bron. And then, we have Jay Electron who was also supposed to be a G.O.A.T.; he was supposed to be mentioned in that realm of talent. Now, if he is mentioned–like, at all–it’s for the wrong reasons. Fortunately, both of these amazing talents are mentioned when discussing the greats but, unfortunately, it’s always accompanied with a ‘what if?!’

Carter and Electron–two, extremely talented individuals who are staggeringly similar. Vince dunked over, no, jumped over a 7-footer. Don’t believe me? PROOF! This is the greatest in-game dunk I have ever witnessed, everrrrr! Jay Electronica, Exhibit A! Do I really need to say anything? Okay, a taste…

I spit that Wonderama shit, me and my conglomerates. Shall remain anonymous, caught up in the finest shit, get that type of media coverage Obama get, spit that Kurt Vonnegut. That blow your brain Kurt Cobain, that Nirvana shit. Who gon’ bring the game back? Who gon’ spit that Ramo on the train tracks. That gold rope, that five-finger ring rap.’ The same crafty lyricism is found in Exhibit B and my favorite, Exhibit C.

However, you know what they both lack? The fire to practice, claw, and fight to be better (see their to-do list below). No ‘eye of the tiger’ mentality! No heart! No cojones or testicular fortitude! Get your ass in the gym, Vince! Perfect your shot and work on your defense. With your athleticism, you would’ve been unstoppable! Sure, you’ll end up in the Hall of Fame (HOF) but, damn, you could’ve done so much more.

Jay, why the hell haven’t you dropped a studio album? Instead, you’ve given us a mixtape and a bunch of features? Nonsense! Negro, are you out of your mind? With a talent like yours, you should’ve dropped at least three albums and a few more mixtapes. What? You don’t have the content? Let me find out, you got someone ghostwriting your shit?

It’s too late for Vince but Jay, you still have time. But, taking shots at Kendrick ain’t really going to help your cause, though! You are merely an ant to a giant because K. Dot actually drops music. I mean, did you see what ‘Half Man-Half Amazing’ did to Alonzo? Lazy bastards…


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